Thursday, October 22, 2015

79 - New Frontier – Donald Fagan – 1982






            This is a great song by Donald Fagan, half of Steely Dan, from his 1982 album, The Nightfly. It’s a jazzy song that evokes the early 1960’s in its rhythms and lyrics…

                        Yes we’re gonna have a wingding
                        A summer smoker underground
                        It’s just a dugout that my dad built
                        In case the reds decide to push the button down
                        We’ve got provisions and lots of beer
                        The key word is survival on the new frontier

            It name checks Tuesday Weld and Dave Brubeck as the singer tries to interest “that big blond” into accompanying him into the bomb shelter to

                        …pretend that it’s the real thing
                        And stay together all night long
                        And when I really get to know you
                        We’ll open up the doors and climb into the dawn
Confess your passion your secret fear
Prepare to meet the challenge of the new frontier

            The title, The Nightfly, and especially the cover photo on the CD, evokes a memory to me of Jean Shepherd, best known as writer/narrator of the classic A Christmas Story, and legendary late night radio story teller  out of New York.

            I first saw jean Shepherd on the PBS series, Jean Shepherd’s America, back in the early 1970’s. It was a show where he drove around various places and talked to the camera as if it were you in the passenger seat. This led me to seek out his fiction, collected in In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash; Fistful of Fig Newtons, Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories, and Ferrari in the Bedroom.

            In the 1970’s and 1980’s PBS made several TV-movies from the stories featuring the Parker family: Ralph, Randy, Ma, and The Old Man. The Phantom of the Open Hearth (1976), The Greta American 4th of July and Other Disasters (1982), and Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss (1988).

            Donald Fagan wrote an article for the online magazine Slate several years ago about finding Jean Shepherd’s radio show on WOR in New York, which ran from 1956 to 1977 and observed…

…I learned about social observation and human types; how to parse modern rituals (like dating and sports); the omnipresence of hierarchy; joy in struggle; “slobism”; “creeping meatballism”; 19th Century panoramic painting; the primitive, violent nature of man; Nelson Algren, Brecht, Beckett, the fables of George Ade; the nature of the soul; the codes inherent in “trivia”; bliss in art; fishing for crappies; and the transience of desire. He told you what to expect from life (loss and betrayal) and make you feel that you were not alone.

            But then he went to see “Shep” live in 1965 at an appearance at Rutgers University.

What I saw that night at Rutgers wasn’t pretty. In the studio, his occasional abuse of the lone engineer on the other side of the glass could be seen as the petulance of an artist trying to make things work on the fly. But, incandescent under the gaze of all those kids, his self-indulgences looked more like straight up narcissism and his “hipness” was revealed as something closer to contempt by the end of the show, he’d crossed the line between artist and showman and then some. No longer wanting to meet the great man, I left before the reception, scraped the ice off my windshield, and drove home…

            I have to admit I agree with him.

            Several years ago I bought a bunch of mp3’s on EBay of hundreds of Jean Shepherd’s WOR radio shows. In fact, those mp3’s take up a large portion of the 30 GB on my Zune. I’ve listened to all the shows from 1956 through 1969 and while I marvel at his storytelling, his disdain for so much of pop culture in the 1960’s becomes very off-putting.

            He openly mocked the Beatles as talentless flashes in the pan and whenever he mentioned some of the great writers of the 60’s, specifically Joseph Heller and Kurt Vonnegut, it was always smirkingly (is that a word?). Shepherd’s fiction is great fun to read, it can be laugh out loud funny, even, but I would never consider it the equal of Catch-22 or Slaughterhouse Five. It stuck in his craw he wasn’t considered their equal and it came through on his shows in the 1960’s.

            From reading a biography and his obituary in the NY Times, it’s clear he became somewhat bitter and dismissive with those who followed in his footsteps (he got mad at his close friend Herb Gardner, because he felt A Thousand Clowns was based on him) like Garrison Keillor, whose News from Lake Woebegone monologues come closest to evoking the spirit of Jean Shepherd’s 45 minute monologues. 

                     (Garrison Keillor singing "You Are My Sunshine" to my daughter in 2014)



It’s amazing to me how he was able to keep up the quality for 21 years doing 45 minutes a night for most of that time.

It’s also kinda cool that in one of the shows from the late 1950’s, in tracing his career in radio, he tells how he came to be doing a radio show in Algonquin, Illinois, my home town, and no more than 1500 people at that time in the late 40’s. I can’t find any record of Algonquin ever having a station, but it may be that since he grew up in Hammond, Indiana, he was familiar with the town, and liked how the word sounded.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

78 – Heaven/Where True Love Goes – Yusuf Islam – 2006

Heaven/Where True Love Goes - Cafe Sessions - Yusuf Islam


            A second song on the Zune from Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam’s return after 30 years, An Other Cup, is this mash-up. It takes a couple verses from a movement of 1973’s Foreigner Suite:
                        The moment you walked inside my door
                        I knew that I need not look no more,
                        I’ve seen many other souls (girls in Foreigner Suite) before, ah-but,
                        Heaven must have programmed you.

                        The moment you fell inside my dreams
                        I realized all I had not seen,
                        I seen many other souls (girls) before, ah-but,
                        Heaven must have programmed you.

            This song, and especially the Foreigner Suite, conjures up memories of the summer of 1973 when I got a sweet job with Illinois Bell Telephone.

            I had started the summer with a job at McGraw/Edison in Algonquin, a manufacturer of appliances such as toasters. The building is long gone, the Route 31 by-pass cuts through the area where it had been, as is the company (Toastmaster is now part of the Middleby Corporation).

            For the first day I worked as a parts runner on the non-air conditioned factory floor, I would go to the parts bins to get whatever parts were running low on the assembly line. It was ungodly hot in there, and I remember sweating like a horse in a sauna. After that first day I was sent to work in the warehouse, which was about five miles away in Carpentersville. There I loaded skids and tried to stay out of the way of fork lift trucks that were running around, getting appliance in huge boxes ready for shipment.

            During that week I got a call from Illinois Bell, where my dad worked, and where I had dropped off an employment application as well, asking if I was available for a summer job for the princely sum of $3.25 an hour.

            $3.25 an hour!!! I could live like a king on that!!! (I was still living at home, on summer break from Elgin Community College)

            I reported for work at the garage in West Dundee (long gone, just across the street and NW of Emmett’s Tavern/Microbrewery in the downtown) and went out for the morning with Jack L. to learn how to take out wall phones. He had a pack of forms with the name and address of a telephone company customer and the number of phones at that address, and some minimal access information.

            In 1973, you did not own the telephone in your house, you rented them from Illinoi Bell and they were hard-wired into your walls. There were no modular jacks that plugged into the wall. When you moved, the phones were supposed to stay behind, and it was going to be my summer job to come in and remove them.

            However, many people would cut the cord (some even ripped the wall phone from the wall) and take them with.

            The access info would tell you if a realtor was involved, who may have a key to get into the empty house/apartment.

            The worst access info were the letters UNK-NON-PAY; which meant Unknown, phone disconnected due to non-payment. I hated these, since it meant someone was probably still in the abode and they would never let you in to take their phone, working or not. If they let me take their phone they would have to pay another deposit when they wanted to re-hook up. If they said, “The check is in the mail,” I had to take their word for it. I was not the Illinois Bell Police, I couldn’t kick in the door and say, “I know you’re in there and I’m coming in after ya! Come out with your hand set up!”

            However, my whole job performance was based on the number of phones I collected each day. I was the only full time phone taker-outer in the NW suburbs of Chicago. Each day I would receive a pack of forms from an area (Algonquin/Dundee/Carpentersville or Elgin/South Elgin or Hanover Park/Streamwood) and I would take the green telephone truck of whatever installer/repairman was on vacation that week and drive around the suburbs and see which phones I could get to and which I could not (short of breaking and entering)

As the summer went on, the packets would be 3% new forms and 97% forms I had already visited 8-10 times, checking with neighbors or realtors for keys, so that I only had to drive by to see if anything had changed. This reduced my actual work time to 3-4 hours, and I began to take 3 hour lunches in whatever park was nearby. It was a great job, and they wouldn’t show me how to do anything else.

Then I had an accident, or actually, caused a very bad accident.

The week of the accident the only truck available was an older truck with 3-speed on the column, with a clutch that was wearing out. After a stop, it took a good 200-300 feet before the clutch would fully engage and you could get it up to 30 mph or so. This meant when you stopped at an intersection where cross traffic did not you had to have a huge gap in the cross traffic before starting across.

Where Bartlett road crosses Higgins road, just east of Dundee, was the intersection. I was at that clear, sunny day. The sky was blue, there were no clouds, the sun was bright and I was sure the way was clear as I started across the 4 lane Higgins Road (today, Bartlett Road is 4 lanes as well, not so in 1973)

Just as I slowly built up speed, crossing the 2 closest lanes, I heard a squeal of tires to my left and saw behind me a light blue VW beetle going sideways until the wheels hit the island at the intersection with Bartlett Road and the car was launched into the air and it flipped several times, ending up on its roof in the ditch.

I was in shock as I got out of the truck and went over to the ditch just as the driver got out of the car and stumbled up to the roadway. He was holding his arm in pain (it was broken) and I went over to help him sit down to wait for an ambulance.

At that time there was a bar on the corner and I went in to call the police (no cell phones in 1973). We waited about a half hour or so until a police car came and then the ambulance.

I decided I should go back to the garage to report this incident, so I did. And they sent me home, I was so shook up. 

My dad came home that night and said he heard (he worked on the test board in Elgin and had talked to several people) I would be fired the next day. He said he would call the union to see if they could do anything. I was not a union member since I was only a summer hire, but the next day a union man was there to make sure I had some representation as I explained to my supervisor and a couple suits from Illinois Bell, in exquisite detail, what happened.

After several hours, they retired for several minutes and returned to tell me I would be allowed to keep my job.

Whew!!!

I sure didn’t want to have to go back to McGraw/Edison and really work!!!

For the rest of the summer they strove to give me the best truck available, automatic transmission whenever possible. One week I was given the car of my boss, which had an early mobile phone installed in it. The works were about the size of a small suitcase and it was mounted on the transmission hump between the front seat and the dash.

However, they didn’t tell me how to operate it, nor that its ring was sounding the horn. It started honking one day as I sat in downtown West Dundee, about a block from the garage, scaring the hell out of me. I picked up the hand set and hit random switches until I finally turned the right one.

“Hello?” I squeaked.

“Randy? This is Jack L., come on in, we have a project for you.”

“OK. How do I turn this thing off?”

“Just hang up and then switch the transceiver to “off””

“No problem.”

I came in and they had a Mickey Mouse phone for me to assemble and then wire (you could buy novelty phones like this from Illinois Bell, which you could keep, I think they were about $50).

Towards the end of the summer, I got an UNK-NON-PAY one day and when I went up to the door, a nice lady in her bathrobe actually let me in. And she had 3 phones. JACKPOT! That was more phones in one place than I usually got in a day.

As I was removing one of the phones in the bedroom her husband came home…

“What the hell is he doing here?” he yelled.

“He’s taking the phones for non-payment,” she calmly replied.

“He’s what??? If he takes them now we’ll have to pay another deposit to get our service back!!!”

“He’s just doing his job,” she pointed out.

I was scrambling to get the last phone out of the wall to get the hell out of there. As I walked past them with three phones in hand, the lady was keeping between me and her husband.

“Umm, thanks,” I mumbled as I scurried to my truck to get away.

I know where you thought I was going with this story (“Not much was happening, until the “repairman” showed up at the scantily clad lady’s home…”), but I was only 18 and was just glad to get out with my phones intact.



Friday, October 9, 2015

77 – Your Imagination – Brian Wilson – 1998

Your Imagination




                This song reminds me of my time at Tingstol, one of the many PCB shops that have closed in the Chicago area. I worked there as they were moving the facility from the Northside of Chicago, at Fullerton and Bridgeport, to the western suburb of Elk Grove Village.


                I was working as a Quality Engineer for my friend Rich Mankiewicz (see RIP-RichMankiewicz), and was tasked with performing capability studies on some of the new machines that were being installed in Elk Grove.


                I was really looking forward to cutting my commute in half.


                After we had completed the move, Rich proceeded to self- destruct (as he was wont to do) and walk out one cold and wet November day. When he quit, he lost access to a company car and so had to walk to a bus stop and wait for a ride back to his hovel in Oak Park (I never saw it, but his description was sort of hovel-like)


                My next boss Bill N., a great guy, and fellow Steve Dahl fan. We discussed this song and also the version Steve used to play on his radio show, with his vocal and all the lyrics he wrote for the song. Only one line remained when Brian Wilson recorded it (#16 - Margarita).


                I found a job at Ibiden Circuits, which was about 2 miles from our house and so I left Bill N. and Oscar S. behind. After seven weeks of increasingly weird hours and job duties, I called Bill and asked if he had filled my position yet. He had not and so I snuck out of Ibiden one day, giving no notice, something I had never done, before or since, and returned to Tingstol.


                About a year later, I had the opportunity to take a job at a plastic injection molder, less than a mile from our house, and I left the PCB business, I thought forever, but really about three years later Oscar S. became Quality manager at Mosaic PCB (2 miles from home) and offered me a 20% raise to come work for him and I was back into circuit boards, and I have never left (though 3 shops went out of business in that 16 years.